Garage Sales don't have to be dull with people fleeing the scene! Here are free garage sale tips that will draw in buyers like a bees to honey!


Brain Grease, 6 West Broadway, Salem, NY 12865 518-854-3088


Warning: Do Things Right at Your Garage Sale and Achieve Success; Make Certain Mistakes and Your Sale Will Tank!

 Don’t Sell a Used Toilet Seat at Your Garage Sale!”
That’s one way to send your sales down the loo! And yes, I have seen used toilet seats for sale!

Why in hell’s name would a person try to sell a used toilet seat in a garage sale? Why not just place a sign that says, “city dump” ( no pun intended) in your yard.

You shouldn’t have to be Albert Einstein to know that such an item is a turn off, and things like that drive buyers away faster than you can say,  "It's a clean toilet seat!"


Hosting My First Garage Sale

My first garage was designed to clean out my cellar and my attic.  It took me a couple of weeks to haul old furniture and other odds and ends from my attic which was up three stories stairs.  It was shear torture.

As for my cellar, it was an absolute mess of forlorn and cast off junk.  My solution to all this clutter was...have a garage sale, that will be easy. 

Surprise, surprise, it was anything but easy.  I never bothered to advertise the sale, I never dusted anything off, and when it was all said and done over half my items were still sitting in front of my garage.  Now what do I do? I had to haul all this stuff into my garage leaving my car out in the cold.

As I look back, I priced everything wrong, I couldn't deal with what few people came by, and what I had was a disorganized mess.

I did all that work for pitiful results.  I did learn from my mistakes and noted all the best ideas that I observed at other garage sales...from that day forward!  As it turned out, I hadn't done very much right in my first attempt.

I gradually learned the finer points of having a successful garage sale so that when it was over, not much was left to haul away.  If you are going through all the work for a garage sale, why not do it right and have more success. Oh, and make extra cash too!

Garage Sale Turn Offs That Make folks Head for the Hills!

Yup, a used toilet seat...Golly, I thought there was strong demand for used toilet seats!
A multitude of plastic junk...sorry, used food containers are a turn off and other plastic cast offs
Knicknacks..the reason you are getting rid of then is why most people reject them
Dirty and stained clothing...spare us
Antigue shop are not an antique shop, your antique needs to be discounted
Charging store prices...remember, you are not a store, bargains are expected
Grumpy garage sale host...folks are turned off by lemon suckers
Garage sale host who get annoyed or angry when someone offers less...haggling over price is part of the fun
Children haters...signs that say "watch your children" or "break it and you own it"...another big turn off

Treating people like would be thieves...don't follow them around like a store detective



Why Not Get the Most Out of Your Garage Sale?

 If you are tired of having to drag all your unsold items to the recycling center or back into your home, you may be interested this ebook:

 “How to Turn Your Garage Sale into a Money Machine!”

 This ebook is not an Encyclopedia. Garage sales are not rocket science.  Here is what it is: This ebook is filled with tips that you can skim through in minutes and put your garage sale on steroids!


Each major tip comes wrapped in a little box so you can’t miss it. You will order this garage sale book when you see this!


Discover one key ingredient to a huge profit sale (ignore this tip and your sale will be dull average
Find out how to prepare for a sale and save time doing it (you would never guess)
Discover which items turn browsers into buyers ( and the best part is one of these items will put people in a buying mood)
Find great items gathering dust in your own will thank me for these suggestions!
Discover how to wow collectors and stop them dead in their tracks...(collectors are some of the best buyers)
Revealed...How to easily expand your inventory to attract buyers...(You will be surprised as this one)
Find out how to get free appraisals so you don't sell a priceless treasure for .50 cents
See how a cow bell sitting on your table can increase sales
Discover the best way to arrange your items for more selling power
Learn the secret to pricing your goods so it is never a problem again
Learn the best way to handle obnoxious early birds
Learn how to be a master negotiator...that's right, out haggle the hagglers
Discover how to get reluctant husbands to slam on their brakes to visit your sale

Discover how to promote your sale for the most effectiveness secret tip we discovered by accident that will increase sales ten fold...believe it!

Buy Now

 Is this ebook worth the price?  No, it's worth far more.  However, you can do it the way you have been doing it, or you can use the tips in the book to reduce work, stress, and sell more stuff. If you don't agree that it's worth every penny, I insist that you request a complete refund, no questions asked!

The Bonuses are worth more than the price of the book!  (Limited Time Offer)


You want to get the most out of your sale
You don't want to drag stuff back in the house
You realize the price of $9.95 is a bargain that will increase your profits substantially
You heard us interviewed on the radio
You know that we have hundreds of satisfied customers
You know that you will earn back many times the price by using the tips inside

You are excited about the hot mustard recipe and the other bonuses

Buy Now 


 Catch These Bonuses Now: (Available for a limited time only. Order now to get these bonuses.)



Bonus #1 "Overlooked Treasures": Here is a list of valuable items that are worth far more than what most people think. In fact, people toss these items in the trash everyday because they don't know thier value. This bonus will put cash in your pocket. Value: $19.95


 Bonus #2 How to Make $100,000 a year in Old Books  (I know the title is a little bit exaggerated, but there is big money in old books.) This is a good sized manual that shows you what books are very valuable.  People ignore some of these priceless books at garage sales and and auctions every day. Value: $19.00


Bonus #3 The American Dropshippers Manual... Here are companies that will drop ship thier products to your customers and you never have to wrap a single package! Value: $14.95


 Bonus #4  Top Secret Hot Mustard Recipe

This recipe was "borrowed" from a popular San Francisco restaurant.  Trust me, it's wonderful. In fact, it's so good, if they trace this leak to me, I may end up in San Francisco Bay! Value: Priceless

Bonus #5  "Bread 500"  There are enough delicious bread recipes here to start a bakery! Value:$ 19.95

Bonus #6   "Dog Owner's Guide"  Here is an ebook about training and owning a dog complete with descriptions and pictures of various breeds. Value: $9.95

Buy Now


Putting on a garage sale can be a pain in the butt Drag the stuff to one spot, clean it, organize it, price it, set up tables and when it doesn't sell, you drag it all back into your house!

"Money Machine" tips will make a hosting a garage sale easier and put more cash in your pocket!  Sell more; Make more!

Rock Solid Guarantee:  

 We GUARANTEE your satisfaction or your money back!


Buy Now


Garage Sale Scoop
Cow Tattoo Kit
Site Map