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Warning: Do Things Right at Your Garage Sale and Achieve Success; Make Certain Mistakes and Your
Sale Will Tank!
Don’t Sell a Used Toilet Seat at Your Garage Sale!”
That’s one way to send your sales down the loo! And yes, I have seen used toilet seats for sale!
Why in hell’s name would a person try to sell a used toilet seat in a garage sale? Why not just
place a sign that says, “city dump” ( no pun intended) in your yard.
You shouldn’t have to be Albert Einstein to know that such an item is a turn off, and things
like that drive buyers away faster than you can say, "It's a clean toilet seat!"
Hosting My First Garage Sale
My first garage was designed to clean out my cellar and my attic. It took me a couple of
weeks to haul old furniture and other odds and ends from my attic which was up three stories
stairs. It was shear torture.
As for my cellar, it was an absolute mess of forlorn and cast off junk. My solution to all this clutter
was...have a garage sale, that will be easy.
Surprise, surprise, it was anything but easy. I never bothered to advertise the sale, I
never dusted anything off, and when it was all said and done over half my items were still sitting in front
of my garage. Now what do I do? I had to haul all this stuff into my garage leaving my car out in
As I look back, I priced everything wrong, I couldn't deal with what few people came by, and what I had was a
I did all that work for pitiful results. I did learn from my mistakes
and noted all the best ideas that I observed at other garage sales...from that day forward! As it turned out,
I hadn't done very much right in my first attempt.
I gradually learned the finer points of having a successful garage sale so that when it was
over, not much was left to haul away. If you are going through all the work for a garage
sale, why not do it right and have more success. Oh, and make extra cash too!
Garage Sale Turn Offs That Make folks Head for the Hills!
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